User:Smallniples

The Big H

A man with great power and strength. Harry is a man of generosity, whiteness, and bulbous calves. One thing is holding this man back from achieving his full potential of awesomeness, braces. When the day comes of The Big H getting his braces off is a day that everyone will remember. There will be an enormous feast with ponies, festivities, food, and plenty of beautiful women. Harry aka The Big H is best friends with Eric aka The Great One. The Great One is not only jacked, but ridiculously good looking as well. The Great One and Big H has been on some crazy adventures to Hooters, Bahamas, land of milk and honey, and one of these days Canada. The Great One has an incredible ability of moving titties with his mind and he also likes to fist pump in the clubs. The Big H has hobbies such as floating in the Dead Sea and collecting postcards. The Big H has a rubberband ball which he likes to bounce in his spare time. The Great One and Big H are a perfect match like peanut butter and jelly, kobe/shaq, and fish and chips.