User:SmartSmartBOY/Bunk bed adress

Brief History of the address
Ex-General and Non-Separatist Taylor Lillé gave this infamous speech, making it up on the spot on the site of the Battle of Bunk Bed. It outlined the hard fought war in which his loyal Colonel Smartington W. Boy fought bravely against the separatist kung-fu general Robert E. Lee. This victory marked the victory over Jefferson Davis and the Seperatists, their Confederate army now too weakened to continue. This battle also marked the retirement of the esteemed General Ulysses S. Grant, this stunning victory's credit being chalked up in his name as one of the best battles ever fought ever.  Ever .

Address Transcript
Fore score, and seven years ago, Are fathers said we would fail. They said we would never amount, to anything. BUT WE DID! With the enemy at hand, we took the smallest little glimmer of hope, and turned it into a burning fire of victory! We destroyed the enemy and we will always live in peace and harmony from now on!