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"IQ DROPPING BURP" Q: What is "IQ DROPPING BURP" Recent studies have shown that this extremely contagious "Death Burp" started around the beginning of November 2012. A group of friends have recently discovered that one of their friends has been burping constantly, and very loud. Friend Russell Howlett claims that his friend has been acting unusually dumb and he suspects that it's due to the constant burps. The parents of the infected child have been taking him to the hospital to check his IQ. Results have shown that it has dropped by an outstanding 60%. Doctors say that everyone should stay away from pop in order to prevent the catching of this pestilence.