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The History of the Vacuum
The Vacuum was invented by a man by the name of Hubert Eisenfield Cowerr he first invented the vacuum because his dog Shirlo puked up chicken feathers all over the carpet. Hubert could not pick them up because he didnt have any hands.SHirlo ate his hands off. So he glued two pipes together with dog puke and chicken guts. then he put a stop and \ shop bag on the other end. Then he attached a button to the pipe, and therefore sucked the puke up. the end.