User:SmeetTheLizardKing

I am SmeetTheLizardKing. I am an icon, Emmisary to Dread Cthulhu, long time reader, first time contributer to Wikipedia. I read books that would drive the mundane mad. I am a veteran of wars that have long passed. I am a world class writer, capable of beautiful creativity and amazing prose. I am an expert on music, the arcane, midgets, Abraham Lincoln, and am a regular contributor to 4chan. I live in a box, that just looks like a house. I am a veteran in love, an outlaw in romance, and a master of the bedroom arts. I woo my woman with my sensuous and moistening guitar playing. I am also a sadist, a masochist, a polyglot, a warrior, and a master of my domain. I have been to the Rubicon, for I had crossed it with Hannibal. I am a master herpetologist, aviary scientist, tracker, and soldier. My skills with a rifle are unmatched. I am the pinnacle of both the gentleman and the warrior.