User:Smijman

S.M.I.J. (acronym-phrase) Squeeze.Me.Into.Jelly. Refers to the ancient art of changing humanoids in a delicious jelly treat. One can perform a S.M.I.J. tactic jabbing or poking an opponent 5 times then sqeeze them very hard. Number of jabs differing from from five are as follows:

1-marmalade, 2-conservatives, 3-preservatives, 4-jam, 6 & up-unknown, (this unstable blow's affect is still unknown even to members of the S.M.I.J. clan.)

The different that weapons can used are as follows. S.M.I.J. knife, SUPER S.M.I.J. knife or S.M.I.J. saber.