User:Smile2259/how to dodge disaster

This page will tell you how to start dodging disaster.

A mountain hiker If you are mountain hiker and reading this, GET INTO A CAVE and hide in there until you have finished reading this message. If you see at least one bolder rolling down the mountain, jump to the other side of the bolder and keep on going on your hike. Although if a miricle happenes like the mountain isn't a mountain instead it is a volcano then your chances are pretty slim of suvival unless you are close to the ground or a helicoptor appers over you and rescues you. Anyways use your mobile or electronic devise to contact someone and for them to rescue you.

An olymic swimmer

If you are an olympic swimmer and are swimming in the atlantic ocean with a waterproof electronic and you are reading this message, then stop reaing this message and get going with that swimming. Oh and watch out for those lepard seals and killer whales.