User:Smiley0

Smiley0 indulges in his architectural achievements while also laughing raucously at a good, hearty April's Fools joke. Her favorite catchphrase is "Rats and rabbits enjoy gambling." He has designed buildings that would make King Solomon tug his beard with jealousy. She has discovered Arthur Conan Doyle's Lost World and takes cruises there with alarming regularity. He has thoroughly read Tolstoy's Anna Karenina and Decided that the central theme is that a life of poverty in a farm i better than a rich life in a flourishing city. She has also conversed with Sophocles debating the famous character Oediphus. Smiley0 enjoyed the TV show Monty Python's Flying Circus and favorite film is the documentary "Running in Glades: An Intellectual Story of A Poor Widow" featuring Norman Kavansky. He hates people who wear socks with sandals, the International League of Bringing Culture to Me, dull witted comedies such as Family Guy, gas run cars, and Joseph Nogley. Smiley0 has developed a car run by electricity with his good friend Dr. Brooklyn, created a style of clothing with a white background and meaningless white black spots floating across, owl costumes. Another favorite hobby of Smiley0 is to splash Kool-Aid on pavements and leave a smiley face badge there with a Kool-Aid stain upon the left eye.

Watch out for User:Rorsach! He is a menace to the Wikipedia community. He will strike my page. But I promise all Wikipedians that the night is before the dawn. The dawn is coming and when the dawn comes we will get User:Rorsach.

Day 1: User:Rorsach has not done anything. The evening is quiet. Day 2: User:Rorsach has left a chilling "TEEHEE" message on his page. The night rumbles with the promise of a storm. We are not ready. Day 3: He has brutally struck, wiping out multitudes of my words. They huddle under shattered rubble with no promise of victory. We are outnumbered with few allies. Lightning reverbrates in the night with thunder roaring a mighty cry. Day 4: We have fallen. Day 5: Bababooey. Day 6: Welcome my loyal minions. It is I, User:Rorsach! I have overpowered the pitiful force User:Smiley0. He foolishly believed I could be held back. Fool. Well now as ruler of Wikipedia, and official editor I hereby declare that earwigs shall be everyone's meal except for mine. I will consume a rich meal of succulent grapes and steak.