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Good Morning Gladys = )    These are the infamous tales of the legendary band called Good Morning Gladys. The first one is as follows: How They Met     So Michael the bassist was a traveling man, and the greatest desire of his heart was to be in four places at one time (miraculous!).  So, he proceeded to the Four Corners, which encompasses New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, and Colorado. At last, the deepest longing of his heart was fulfilled and he breathed a sigh of pure ecstasy as he realized that he was at four places at once!!!!! “Wow,” he thought. “Wow…” And there were no other words to express his feelings. As he stood there in ecstasy, a ginormous, great, lovely, beautiful, golden phoenix appeared flying through the clouds.  It flew there directly from New Mexico (that’s important). With his most polite and kind hearted voice, Michael pleaded of the golden phoenix, “Oh Phoenix dear, may I please have some of your lovely feathers? I swear to use them to spread goodness across the universe!” The all knowing phoenix, who can discern the true intentions of your heart, knew that Michael was sincere in the purity of his request. In light of that, the phoenix granted him what he requested. What Michael decided to do with his great gift of feathers was fly over the whole world and help rescue people from the deadly clutches of confusing corn mazes. On his quest to fulfill his life purpose, he came across a corn maze with Jacob, D.J., and Jojo. He then used his new found powers to guide them through the corn maze. Then they realized that they could all play music! “Hey!” they said. “Let’s start a band!” A motorcycle appeared! With a very large side car! They got in! Jojo transformed into a cassette tape (note: she doesn’t do this too often since no one really uses cassette tapes so much these days, but it comes in very handy when you have a full side car). They headed to Mexico! They went there to play music, and on trying to come up with a name for their band, they had to choose Good Morning Gladys because all the other profound and meaningful names were taken. They decided it was better to have an interesting meaningless name than a boring one. Hence Good Morning Gladys was born. Their Secret To Eternal Youth Their mother was 345! Miraculously, she was alive and survived the Salem witch trials. Her secret to long life? A unicorn’s horn! And Jacob also cut off the horn of the beautiful creamy white unicorn. The horn was tipped in scarlet blood, as the unicorn had been valiantly defeating a centaur before Jacob captured it and severed its horn. But as it was, of course, a magical unicorn, the horn grew right back. Isn’t that great news…oh my! How sad it would have been if it didn’t have a horn! What’s a unicorn without a horn?? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It’s a horse. Anyways, this is why he looks twelve but is actually nineteen.

The explanation of the name of their upcoming EP (due out in July and you can also find it on iTunes): The infamous and legendary band went to Texas and stayed with some nice Mexicans and one of them was Brother Moose and he played bass and he was the grandpa of everyone. And every evening he would shape-shift into a bear (for there is none mightier than the bear), and he tears down a tree and makes a canoe whistle (whatever the heck that is). Oh, it’s a canoe that when you blow in it, it whistles. Brother Moose blows the canoe whistle to summon the great wolf. He then shape-shifts back into a man, builds a camp fire, and then the great wolf tells him the great wisdom and secrets of ages lost.