User:Smoerman

= Savannah =

Introduction
Born on october 5th, savannah was like everyone else, a baby. she then had a childhood and yes. she can whip and nae nae. as early as rememberable, savannah was diagnosed with anxiety and being a total hottie. she also got diagnosed with depression and adhd. she hella sad and her dad doesn’t love her. she had died her hair more then 12 times by age fourteen. she is an absolute god at hay day and has a instagram account. savannah takes bad school pictures and eats too much dairy. one time she ate deodorant because she thought it was cheese. she never told anyone due to embarrassment but the same thing happened with a bar of soap. savannah is attracted to both girls and boys and believes heavily and the #KAM movement. (kill all men) grace is hot. savannah owns a bird. it is amazing. life is meaningless and so if everyone in it. it is savannah’s world and we’re all just on it. It is very clear i’m the main character i don’t know why ive wrote this page in past tense or third person or whatever. i like the chicken tenders from culver’s. i’m hot. grace is a cutie pie. savannah moerman was the 49th president of the united states. before her political career she worked in finance as a bank manager. as in she managed absolute bank from her sugar daddies. universally adored by everyone, president savannah rules with an iron fist and is cool as frickety. she will probably be dead soon lol hahaha funny joke. savannah enjoys giving blood. and black nails. savannah currently cannot speak french. But she can do a lil spanish.

Savannah’s Political Career
after joining the race last second, it was clear from the beginning that i, savannah moerman would win. the ideas possessed were amazing and everyone cited for me and donald trumo and mike bush or whatever they’re names are cried a lot. savannah, as the national leader of congress and everything else, made her first step as making lucky charms as the national food. she lives in the white house currently and has been re-elected like twenty times probably idk. she has designed the white house to have white marble countertops because they’re cold and cool. the white house is filled with cute cats. savannah is a confident leader and whenever a citizen has an issue, it is resolved. world peace has been achieved because she’s cool and nice-ish. gay marriage is aloud and all that jazz because you can’t choose who you love so why even try. savannah, was the first leader to be a woman and so hot and young, everyone else was an old white dude. except obama who is lit. savannah starts every morning by waking up just like the rest of us. so humble! she goes to meetings and brings donuts because she’s nice and has also reopened chuckee cheese.

Savannah’s Reopening Chuck E. Cheese
after a long and hard battle, savannah has strived with one of the most complicated matters. Reopening chuck e. cheese. it proved difficult but in the end was successful. and so worth it. chuck e. cheese is finally back and at least 10 of the businesses reside in every state. the fight for chuck e. cheese to be reopened involved countless meetings and savannah spent so much time on it. she has worked harder then anyone like ever probably. it was her second movement as president and is a great reason she has achieved world peace. there is no more war. there is only cheese.

savannah cared so much and made it possible for every child to have a lit birthday party. she is currently sponsored by them from now until ever because she is cool. savannah has sacrificed so much for this project and refuses to give up. people worry that she is insane because she cares so much. chuck e. cheese shall remain amazing and open for as long as possible. savannah has promised this on several occasions including her political speeches.

savannah’s martial status
she’s married to the lovely Grace Vander Galien. they couple has been together for at least two million years or sum. the timeline is messy and nobody really knows what happens. Grace also serves as savannah’s therapist. the couple can be seen out enjoying coffee and pastries in local cafes. they can also be seen walking around parks and holding hands. grace is gonna see this and might be weirded out idc love u grace ahaha sorry don’t be mad. They currently do not have any children but have lots of cats. Savannah has claimed in the past that children are disgusting and has yet on multiple occasions gasped at seeing babies and playing with them, acting as a child herself. she often waves at children and smiles at them. savannah and grace own a log cabin in the middle of the woods in an undisclosed location. the pair often retreats there for weekends away and to enjoy the nature. Savannah is beloved by millions.

history
Savannah was born in 1890 and died shortly after due to falling rocks in Arkansas. her ghost lives on and continues to bring cheer to all of us everyday. savannah was elected president some short time ago and initially began running as a dare but picked up a love for leadership. she is also a special agent for the FBI, CIA and all the other ones too. savannah was born at exactly some time like all other children and like all other children she was born some time. Savannah moerman was an amazing piece of society and enjoys spreading peace and solving problems.

National Day
national day is a holiday that is every third tuesday of the month. on those days it is custom to give gifts to ones you love or pay compliments and eat chocolate chip cookies. people hang long strands of celery on they’re doors to symbolize peace. at the end of each day, if the celery is still on your door, then that’s cool i guess it’s still there wow. this celebrations leads to an increase in population for bunnies and vegans. national day was started as a morale booster in the marine corps. it served as a day where you hugged people because a lot of people are very sad and need a hug because they haven’t gotten one in a while and are starved for affection because they don’t love themselves and need someone else’s appreciation to feel good about themselves. so hug the people, you love there’s no consequences.

Things savannah hates
you probably. i don’t know okay. onions are disgusting and terrible in soups and everything else. if you like onions you cannot be trusted and i will not talk to you as our differences are too big. savannah also hates the game chess because it’s so complicated for no reason like why can’t you just play a game it doesn’t need to have so many rules. low rise jeans along with flare and bell bottom jeans are absolutely horrendous and gross and savannah has never worn them and does not plan on. waking up too early is annoying. also when you want to eat ice cream but while your scooping it, it gets on the handle and causes your hand to be sticky. another thing savannah hates is getting hurt. for this reason, she does not trust many people for fear of loss. everything comes to an end. sooner or later. savannah hates people and also pretty much everything. especially face masks that don’t peel off like then wtf am i supposed to do? if it’s clay it doesn’t wash off wash so you have to destroy your face with a towel. disgusting. savannah loves chicken parmigiana and earrings on boys.

War Times
savannah played a key role in adopting and ratifying the Constitution and was then twice elected president by the Electoral College she implemented a strong, well-financed national government while remaining impartial in a fierce rivalry between cabinet members Joey from Friends and Taylor Swift. During the French Revolution, she proclaimed a policy of neutrality while sanctioning the Jay Treaty. she set enduring precedents for the office of president, including the title “hottie bo bottie” and her Farewell Address is widely regarded as a pre-eminent statement on republicanism.

Career
savannah’s outspoken views and life outside of music have received significant media attention. she has been a frequent source of controversy for her conduct at award shows, on social media, and in other public settings, as well as for his comments on the music and fashion industries, U.S. politics, and NASCAR. In sometimes ago, she ran a successful presidential campaign that advocated for a consistent life ethic. her not so Christian faith, as well as her marriage to the lovely grace, have also been a source of media attention. As a fashion designer, she has collaborated with Nike, Louis Vuitton, and A.P.C. on both clothing and footwear, and have most prominently resulted in the Yeezy collaboration with Adidas beginning in 2013. He is the founder and head of the creative content company nyquil. Savvy is one of the world's best-selling music artists, with more than 200 million albums and 140 million singles sold worldwide. she has won all of the Grammy Awards, making her one of the most awarded artists of all time. Among her other awards include the Billboard Artist Achievement Award, a joint-record three Brit Awards for Best International Male Solo Artist and the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award. Six of her albums have been included on Rolling Stone's 2020 500 Greatest Albums of All Time list; the same publication named her one of the 100 Greatest Songwriters of All Time. savannah is the holder for the most albums (four) topping the annual Pazz & Jop critic poll. Timemagazine named her one of the 100 most influential people in the world in 2005 and 2015, because it’s easy to say she is actually jesus.

= Musical Career =

Taste
Early in her career, sav-o made clear her interest in fashion and desire to work in the clothing design industry. In September 1782, savannah announced that she would release her chunky Clothing line in spring sometime, claiming "Now that I have a Grammy under my belt and my sandwich is finished, I am ready to launch my clothing line next spring." The line was developed over the following fourteen years—with multiple pieces teased by obama himself—before the line was ultimately adored in 2009. In 2009, savannah collaborated with Nike to release her own shoe, the “Croc Yeezys”with a second version released in 2012. she became the first non-athlete to be given a shoe deal with Nike. In January 2009, she introduced her first shoe line designed for Louis Vuitton during Paris Fashion Week. The line was released in summer 2009. savannah has additionally designed shoewear for Bape and Italian shoemaker Giuseppe Zanotti. In fall sometime, savannah moved to Rome and did an internship at Italian fashion brand Fendi where she gave ideas for the men's collection. In March 2011, savannah collaborated with M/M Paris for a series of silk scarves featuring artwork from candy crush.

On October 1, 2011, savannah premiered her women's fashion label, DW SAV at Paris Fashion Week. she received support from DSquared2 duo Dean and Dan Caten, Olivier Theyskens, Jeremy Scott, Azzedine Alaïa, and the Olsen twins, who were also in attendance during her show. her debut fashion show received only positive reviews,ranging from reserved observations by Style.com to commentary in The Wall Street Journal, The New York Times, the International Herald Tribune, Elleuk.com, The Daily Telegraph, Harper's Bazaar and many others. On March somwthing, savannah premiered a second fashion line at Paris Fashion Week. The line's reception was even more amazing from the previous presentation, with a number of critics heralding savannah for being so cool.

Rat - The Album
Rat is the fourth studio album by American hip hop artist Savvy. It was released on July 2 2019, through Caroline, and was preceded by the singles "Costume", "pizza", "booty" and "ketamine". Savvy embarked on a North American tour in September and October 2019 in support of the album. It debuted atop the Billboard 200, becoming Savvy’s second US No. 1 album. It received generally positive reviews from critics.

= Savannah’s Tea, Vegetarian Recipes, and Coping Mechanisms =