User:SmokeSomeDrinkSomePopOne

Full Disclosure: I previously vandalized with the account RitualRites. I also used the accounts ThenShoot and TzarJake, although all the edits on those two accounts are good. I don't have access to any of those accounts anymore, and the first two are blocked. A few admins (namely, User:Prolog and User:Spicy) know about my situation and have given me the okay to use this account. See Sockpuppet investigations/ThenShoot/Archive for the full backstory.

I am going to contribute with this account from now on, and I promise to not vandalize again.

All that aside, I hope you and I can get along and make good articles together!