User:Smokecrops

Smokecrops is the online hook used by a genius human around the turn of the 20th century. Many people believed smokecrops was actually a robot or mere cyborg android or possibly a automaton. Although no evidence exists to prove either way, sources close to the subject are convinced of his humanity due to his consumption of smoke, and spirits, and usually, the expulsion of said items. Only time will tell for sure, and if history is a fair judge, smokecrops will be "proven human".

-Thank you and good morning.