User:SmoothPorcupine/awards

As guardian of the zone I hereby bequeath awards on these parties, polities, or principles. SmoothPorcupine (talk) 22:39, 26 November 2018 (UTC)

Fora User

 * 1) The users of /b/ have earned their humanity, along with honorary title Stirrer of the oceans.
 * 2) * Anyone from /x/ who posts the string ">>>/b/" as a reply gains provisional scalar human status in inverse proportion to the number of times they have posted the string. Use the sole singular highest count of such as the base of inverse.