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MR Wiggels
Mr Wiggles is the nickname given to the fictonal character "Robbie Lapsley".

Wiggles and the plague It was commonly belived through the 18th centuary that Robbie or the infamous "Mr Wiggles" was responsiable for the bringing of the plauge to main land Europe from East Asaia.

How he got the name

Wiggles was given the nickname as duirng the late 17th centuary as he was responsible for the decapitation and canibalisim of 16 small disabled children, the name wiggles came about as when ever they heard the name Robbie Lapsley they would wiggle in fear.

Wiggles and the slave trade

During the 17th centurary Wiggle was also responsiable for the creation of the slave trade. Between the years 1760 and 1790 Wiggles made a record breaking 897 trips to africia where it is belived he rounded up more than 2 million natives and brought them back on his ship and sold them to plantation owners in the deep south of texas.

Wiggles And the Disapearence of the Children

It was roumered that once Wiggles had lead the children back to his cave deep in the ICANHASCHEESEBURGER forest using many excuses such as "your mum sent me" and a cunning selection of sweet treats he would quickly sever the head from the body and drink the blood as though it was water.

Wiggles Link To Global Warming

Although Scientists belive there is a connection between Wiggles and the destruction the ozone layer and rain forest it has never been scientificaly proven although test are under going.

Wiggles Assosiation with the Nazi Government of Germany

Wiggles for a short period of time went by the name ObensGruppen Furher Von Ludwig where it is belive he assisted in the construction of the Consentration Camps and he signed the death warrant for over 3 million people from the periods 1938 - 1945. Wiggles stood trial with the other 19 Ex-Nazi leaders however narrowly escaped the death penalty by hanging as he was deemed in to poor mental health state to have understood his crimes.

Wiggles and the betrayal of jesus

Although for a long period of time it was belived it was Judas who betrayed jesus and sold him to the Romans, new evidence found deep in DirkaDirkaStan which actualy leads researchers to belive Mr Wiggles (Robbie) was responsiable for selling jesus to the romans just for Lulz. Heres what Eric Patterson Head researcher for areceological studies at the university of London had to say about it " Ye we always thought it was Judas then wen we found out it was Wiggles we wiz like OMGZORO WTF LOL, and then tbh we all just had a good lolololololol about it and played some COD5"

Wiggles and the Vietnam War

Althought there were many facotrs in the starting of the Vietnam war (i.e) the communist invasion of South Vietnam its generaly acepted by most millitary historians that Wiggles was the key factor in the tensions errupting in to conflict.

Wiggles connection to the Manson murders

Although there was never a proven connection between wiggles and Charels manson the notorious brain wash killer it is generaly belived that Wiggles was the master mind behinde the brutal and shocking murders.

Wiggles and Dark Magic Wiggles is a known devil worshiper, he is involved in satanic practises where it is said he always slaughters an old age disabled woman pensioner as a sacrafise to the devil and the dark spirit Zultar who Wiggles thinks posses him.