User:Snail lover44

 Early Life 

Snail lover44 was born at the dawn of time. He is the greatest mountie to ever live. He is also mountie class rep.

Snail lover44 was raised by his abusive mom, Peaches, as his dad Noah Beck Thick Neck who left after his birth. He grew up in Megan’s Barrel, Josh’s Basement.

He is most famously known for his gorilla grip cootch, his hit single “Piss on The Floor” ft. Trisha Paytas, and being Schmuel in the movie The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas.

Fights and Feuds

Snail lover44’s musically battle with Rachel the Musically Loser in November 1094AD in Northern Bethlehem was the most famous and most devastating war in human history, with millions of people dying from Snail lover44’s pure swag.

During the early 18th Century, Snail lover44 got sent to a mental institution after reportedly drop kicking toddlers into the Grand Canyon.

In the 2020 War for Mountie Class Rep, Snail lover44 won by hiding all of the other mounties Revolut cards in Union Cafe. *sharts*

 Family and Friends 

Snail lover44 was raised by his very abusive mom, Peaches who has a bug infested cootch. his dad, Noah Beck Thick Neck, left him and his mom at a very young age. in return, Snail lover 44 cursed him with his thick neck.

Snail lover44’s ex bessfren Trisha Paytas