User:Snake Oil Sam

Who is Snake Oil Sam?

'''One might wonder who this individual calling himself Snake Oil Sam really is. Clearly such a name is a pseudonym used only for protection of identity as a matter of national security. To divulge that particular piece of information would clearly violate articles of the Homeland Security Act of 2001; however some less vital information has been authorized for release.  Snake Oil Sam is a small town seller of snake oil, both new and used. Born in Jersey City, New Jersey on March 9, 1955 on a cold and blustery winter afternoon Snake first became aware of issues such as environmental pollution at a very young and tender age.'''

'''Having grown up in the town of Secaucus, New Jersey not far from the place of his birth he played in toxic swamps filled with D.D.T. and harmful toxins such as lead and chromium. As a side note it was later revealed through the freedom of information act that the C.I.A. was in fact testing for germ warfare programs after W.W. 2 in those swamps.  While being the younger of two brothers he managed to survive the turmoil of childhood through craft and cunning. Being swift of foot he managed to stay two steps ahead of his brother and the rest of the gang.'''

'''Upon entering seventh grade Snake realized that he wanted to learn photography so he joined the then newly forming photography club. It was at this time that Sam began to take an interest in the spy game as he would sit glued to the television watching “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” which fired his youthful imagination.'''

'It was his love for justice and the American Way as propagandized on “The Adventures of Superman”'' which drove him to National Service as an undercover agent for you know who. Using his unique abilities to photograph people in a stealth manner Snake Oil Sam soon gained national recognition among his peers for work in the field of undercover espionage.'''

'''Today Snake Oil Sam is gearing down in the world of counter intelligence and dedicating more time to the technical aspects of national security by means of contributions to the field of data mining for both government sections and the private sector. Whether spying for government or industry one thing is for certain, Snake Oil Sam can be bought for a price.'''

Snake Oil Sam can be contacted at sixsigma1190@yahoo.com with you using the subject line “Freedom of Thought without Malice” in order to prevent errant deletion as a possible bogus spam e-mail.  All e-mails will be treated with the greatest degree of confidentiality permitted by the patriot act which at the moment doesn’t allow much confidentiality if the truth be known.'''

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