User:Sneakycheeks/Matthew calek

Matthew P. Calek is brilliant scientists whose field is in Gamma Radiation. He attended Harvard University class of 1993 which is the same year the Chicago Bulls defeated the Seattle Supersonics in 6 games to win the NBA Championship. In 1997, He earned his PHD from Stanford University, the same year the pop group Hanson had a #1 hit with the song Mmhbop. He was an extra on the setoff Howard the Duck, the hit movie from the 1980's. In the Later half the 2000's, Mr. Calek suffered severe anxiety and mental anguish, as a result of the Gamma Radiation. He started yelling at squirrels in public parks over stolen chestnuts, He also developed a system of barter and trade with raccoons. In 2008, He attended the leadership Conference in Berlin Germany and presented his idea that focused on alternative energy source based on the technology of barbeque chips and paper clips. This idea was not well received, so the next year, he perfected his idea and replaced the barbeque chips with hot sauce. He sought to seek one trillion dollars in funding for this science, an s well as his research in squirrel human hybrids. Mr. Calek is currently seen as the world’s leading expert in a variety of fields: not limited to, unicorns, leprechauns, and marbles. In 2009, Mr. Calek announced on his blog he married Wonder Women, aka Linda Carter. He is currently residing in the legion of doom and working n his bat mobile technology which he hopes to have completed by 2015. Mr. Calek listed his favorite movies as Total Recall, Britney Spears Crossroads, and all 8 Police Academy movies which he saw in the theater. Within the Hollywood circle, Mr. Calek is known to hang out with Alvin from the pop group the Chipmunks, Webster, Mr. Belvedere, Howard the Duck, Vanilla Ice, Flavor Flav, 1980's pop star Tiffany, and Bill Nye the Science Guy. Mr. Calek is considered a cult hero in certain fields. Even though he was born after the motion picture release Indian Jones, he is considered the inspire for the character of Indian Jones as well as the Doctor from Back to the Future. Mr. Calek originally theorized that a Doleran could go back into time if driven at the speed of 88 mph. however instead of the flux compensator, which is the device that allows a vehicle to complete the journey, Mr. Calek instead used hot wings.