User:Snomasnayr

Hello. I created this page because I knew I could. I don't want to add any personal information about myself because I don't want everyone to see it. I hope you all enjoy reading complete nonsense that I made up about myself.

It was a dark and stormy Wednesday evening when User:Snomasnayr was born somewhere off the Eastern coast of the U.S. in the Pacific ocean. The fishing ship he was on, the S.S. Rust Bucket, commanded by B. Rake Down III, was being tossed about and threatened to sink beneath the waves leaving its passengers to either drown or be eaten by sharks. So, my mom decided to be eaten by sharks but before she was to jump into the icy cold shark infested waters... She gave birth to User:Snomasnayr, the ship sank two minutes after, and she jumped into the icy water with User:Snomasnayr. She was, obviously, eaten, but for some strange reason the sharks didn't eat me. Instead they raised me as one of their own. As it turns out the sharks actually have a utopia in the depths that you losers don't know about!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! The living creatures under the sea actually have complete peace with each other! Not only have they succeeded in creating a world peace utopia, they are technologically advanced! You morons are on Windows 8 and we are on Windows 10!!!!!! Take that! I am actually underwater right know.. I found this website and decided to tell you land dwellers the story of my life... Oh and BTW we are planning to dominate your land so we can rule the world. We can breath on the land.. so I will be seeing you soon! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... HAHAHA... HA. HA.. *PHEW*.

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