User:SnuffNpuff

Hello, let me introduce you to this wikipedian in the show...

This is my page, this is my time, the time is NOW!!!!!

Me
Hi My name is Christopher A. Stone. I am new to Wikipedia, but I really want to make a major contribution to this site today. A little background on me. I am from North Carolina and I used to live on a farm originally. I graduated from University of North Carolina Wilmington with honors in communications, science, and agricultural farming. My family consists of my dead dad, living mother, and slut of a sister. I now live in central Wisconsin as part of the relocation process of my job. Voom Voom Vooom...I love NASCAR also and hunting and fishing. I love to sleep and somedays I feel like complete crap, some days I want to quit because of my disease deep inside that makes me feel uneasy... My dog barely breathes somedays, but all is well for now. I will keep you wikians updated.

Background
I want to be the best at everything that I do and I think I am. I am extremely opinianated and I like to fix things and challenge people to acheive goals. I can't stand sloppy things and I strive for the best of work in my life. This site could be updated greatly if I make it into a monster, but only if us wikians work together as a team. I love watching naughty videos the kind that yo mamma colon won't let you watch. Link me up buttercup.

It ain't easy being me
There are alot of things that easily annoy me and people get on my nerves real easily, but I will try to adjust to life on WIkipedia. I know sometimes that I get people mad, but just live with it guys live it, love it, don't drink the water. I am also very possesive and I don't like thieves, liars, and cheaters.