User:SoFlo99

Charles Nicotra is widely recognized among English-speaking nations as THE MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE WORLD.

Currently residing in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, he may be secretly harboring plans to move to another country. While his identity and long-term plans are considered such sensitive state secrets that even the President of the United States does not know who he is, he is believed by many to be responsible for notable events such as the fall of the Berlin Wall, the apprehension of the suspect in the recent 2010 Times Square car bombing attempt, and Heelys.