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Wombats
The wombats are secret organization hidden underneth the school grounds of Notre Dame Catholic Secondary School (Burlington). The wonbats believe that a giant wombat will come one day a lay an egg on the school. The leader of the Wombats is still unknown, but speculation implies that it could very well be Rugider McDoogul. The giant wombat has yet to come, and the leader yet to be revealed, but one thing is known for certain; The wombats are ruthless savages who abominate anything in their path. W.O.M.B.A.T.S. is said to stand for warriors operate machinery better at the stamps or World Olyimpic mens badminton assoiation to sluge.

Justin Baird (town hero for saving several chimpanzies that escaped from the sewers) has formed an anti group called S.A.W. Warriors (Special Anti Wombat [Warriors]). For they believe that the WOMBATS group has gone mentally in stable, since the two groups separted. They were once one group known school wide as the Timex Brutes. They then had different views on the wombats, as Justin believed the Wombat cam first, and the other leader believed that the egg cam first. Thus, the great separation began, and the school divided into two groups and the great school war began.

Many semesters passed and the war still rages on, students are forgeting the reason as to why they are even fighting. Justin Baird then came up with a plan called the schlieffen plan Thus, Justin Baird proudly announced that the WOMBATS quest, is futile.