User:Socratix

My name is Socrates, but that's not my real name. I play lots of sports. And I have many hobbies. I get $20 of allowance every month.

Hobbies
I like many sports(diving, football, etc.). I play video games every Friday unless I'm REALLY busy. I like reading good books. I'm a GIGANTIC fan of Star Wars. But my main hobbie is Lumbo War(especially since I'm one of the founders of Lumbo War).

Songs I made up/changed
My friend Jacob sang me this weird song from a play and I changed it.

The Pottipher Song

Pottipher was in the counting house, right above the counting house, when he heard durastic screaming that was also stupid. Ughnnn,Ughnnn,Ughnnnn. Barney couldn't keep him happy if she didn't hate him! And he burst through the pile of poop, and let out with a roar: Barney couldn't keep me happy if you don't hate me!

Not even Barney? What an unsensitive man!

Records
I hold many records for Lumbo War.I am the first person to do a Flydog, a Superman, and an Elefun.

I am still working on my article