User:Solanac/Carlton P. Willis

Carlton P. Willis

Summary
Mr. Willis was born on November 25th, 1758 to his loving parents Mr. and Mrs. Willis. During his overly extended

lifetime Mr. Willis has been known for his overbearing love of golf, hockey, sales, being cheap, being late to

meetings, not showing up to meetings, forgetting meetings, using his children’s lousy driving as an excuse for

missing meetings, Mr. Jones Bratwurst Flavored Soda TM, online deals, standing in ridiculously long lines on Black

Friday and anything on sale from Target! There is no doubt about it Mr. Willis is old, as he was recently quoted

(25 Nov 08) as saying the following: "I've been working long enough at DIA to remember when there was NO NIPRNET

here...”. If that statement doesn’t scream old, you may in fact be old.

Early Life
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Teenager
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UPDATE: THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE A PICTURE OF Mr. WILLIS DURING HIS LATE TEENS TO EARLY TWENTIES.

Military Career
Mr. Willis served and retired from the Army after 20 plus years of very ho hum service. Although this point of his

life was pretty boring, it is in the Army that Mr. Willis starts to hone his skills as a Power Point Ranger (Lvl

1). The embedded picture of Mr. Willis is shortly after he found an awesome sale at the grand opening of Value

City while in Korea.

Contractor Career (Power Point Ranger Lvl 87)
He is like Superman; Capable of re-engineering an entire messaging system on a single napkin, stopping a speeding

packet with one more slide, completely halting progress with one spur of the moment engineering solution after

another. Please view embedded image.