User:SolarPenguin

About SolarPenguin
I'm a dude. Yeah. Why do I have a Wikipedia file? I dunno, bored, i guess, but my main reason is gonna be to announce the completion of my website. I'm not gonna say the name yet, 'cuz I don't want anyone taking it. Don't even try, you'll seriously never guess it.

UberBabies
Yeah, the whole UberBaby thing on the Sandbox was me. I ended up getting 44 calls and 8 texts, which really messed up my phone bill. But it was funny, so hey, it was worth it. This is what the origional looked like:

'Recently, large babies have been seen running around Rochester Hills, MI, causing mischief in strange forms. People have reported stealing golf clubs, old people, and household pets, burning important documents, and logging onto Wikipedia and writing bogus news reports. These evil creatures have been named UberBabies.'

I put my cell number up there as the UberBaby Help Hotline, and like I said before, not my best idea.

For those of you who didn't get to see the newest one, check the Sandbox every once and a while, you'll find it eventually. It just keeps getting bigger and bigger as people add more info, so keep checking back.

WHY
Okay, just so everyone will stop asking me about it, here's the UberBaby history:

I was in the middle of an English report. Yay. So I start sorta clicking aroud, and I eventually find the Sandbox. Sweet, I can type anything I want. Better take advantage of this. So I thought, hey, fact of life, babies are funny. So is violence. Combine violence and babies, you got some 7 foot tall toddlers running around feasting on old people. That's funny. So I typed it. In the form of a bogus news report, of course. But after a while, I wanted to know how many people were reading my work of genius. Well, phone number solves that problem. Eventually, I got some really creepy feedback and decided to just stick with the Sandbox page. The End.

The Name
No, people, SolarPenguin is NOT my real name. If it was, I definitely wouldn't admit it. So you can stop asking now. SolarPenguin came up when I was talking to my friend and he decided that we should launch a couple polar bears into outer space and see if they would breed a new species of polar bear, which he seemed to think would be called solar bears. I said it would be funnier with penguins. Solar. Penguins. SolarPenguin. Inside joke with my friend. Bam.

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