User:Solidguy

Hello World
Hello, my name is John Muir. I love cats, moonlit walks and polish sausage. If I am not enjoying the above three things, you may find me doing my three favorite activities...rapping, punching, and riding my skateboard. I actually don't do those three things, but what if I did? Dobri dien, everybody!

I was born a poor little black child in Mississippi. It was a stormy day in May of '84, what a hurricane it was that year. Hurricane Moses they called it--but I think its because it would take you to the Holy Land. My great grandpappy used to always tell me that soul was a style of music, but now I know better...its a way of life. Peace.

Contact Me
For a moonlit walk: 1.888.494.2323*

*This number is not real, do not try to call it.

Who Am I?
For some I may be your worst nightmare. Others, a close friend. For everyone else, why are you reading this?! But you're here...so read on.

I am...
 * a second year senior at Portland State University
 * a marketing and advertising management major
 * an avid hunter/gatherer
 * a lover, not a fighter
 * not French