User:Some guy

I use the "Wikipedia Forever" banner ironically, because it was a f***ing terrible idea.

I object to Wikipedia's inline reference format on moral grounds and do not format my refs properly. Support legibility! Make editing fun again! Don't format your refs!

If you're actually taking the time to read my user page, I highly suggest you put some thought into how much effort you're putting into Wikipedia and how much value you're getting out of it. I used to be a frequent editor, but eventually I realized I was wasting my time building sand castles while other people were walking through them or drawing phalluses (phalli?) on them. If you see a problem in an article and want to fix it, that's one thing, but don't let the site dominate your life.

Articles I've proudly started:
 * Earthsiege
 * Earthsiege 2
 * Starsiege
 * Learn to Program BASIC (which was deleted years later because it is impossible to find sources on the subject)
 * Age of Empires: The Age of Kings
 * Hardpoint
 * Old Towne Preservation Association
 * Call of Duty DS  Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (Nintendo DS)
 * POD (amp modeler)
 * Dead Trigger
 * Microtransaction
 * Petit Computer - fuck to the yes

Articles I've completely revamped:
 * Worms Armageddon
 * Delta Force 2
 * Amplifier modeling

I am also largely responsible for the existence of subsections in the "design details" section of most firearms articles, a policy battle that rivaled any war in which those firearms served.

Articles I've started at the Simple English Wikipedia:


 * Computer icon
 * ''Star Wars: Dark Forces
 * Video game content rating system
 * Projectile
 * Star Wars: Jedi Knight (series)‎
 * Heckler & Koch MP5
 * Suppressor
 * Star Wars: TIE Fighter
 * Cutscene
 * Starfighter
 * Magazine (firearms)
 * Shotgun shell
 * Spaceport

Epic sentences witnessed in the History of Wikipedia
 * The font used in the "PlayStation" is the same of Walkman mean Sony intentions to turn the console wideling popular.
 * Rakitin assumes that the photo is work of the expert-criminalist, who pressed a camera lock to learn, whether it is cocked before to take a film (models of cameras "Zorkii" of the 1950s years had no labels by which it was possible to determine the provision of a lock, without pressing it.)

Wikipedia is a beauracratic nightmare.

The most useful templates, here for my own reference: