User:Somebody's Boyfriend

* How do I know you really have a girlfriend? * Then what is your girlfriend's name? * Ha! If you're not a liar then why won't you give me the name of your girlfriend? * Oh, really? I don't believe you. * But Dad! Just give me ONE MORE CHANCE!!! * Sorry.
 * Who is Somebody's Boyfriend?
 * I am Somebody's Boyfriend.
 * Because I don't lie.
 * This interview is supposed to be about my Wikipedia page. NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
 * Because this was supposed to be a professional interview. And for the record: Her name is Chyenne and we've been married for 16 years.
 * That's it, Jack. You're fired.
 * No! You've had your chance. Now quit pretending your mother doesn't exist.