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Harry Williams

Harry Williams was a keen ping-pong player and still currently holds the record for the World Youth Female Table Tennis Championships, winning it 12 times. Harry Williams was born on the 31 July 1571 on Olympus Mons in Mars. He hatched from an egg. In 1583, Harry transported to Earth and lived in London where he enrolled in Hot Dog on a Stick University. 4 Years later, he qualified with diplomas in PingPongology and Randomnessology. (Which he often used to fall off chairs). When Harry learnt the Earthbound tradition of soccer, an accident occured in which a Mr. R M* kicked a football in his face.

In 1599, his heart was broken when the love of his life, Miss R P*, refused to marry him. However, in 1605, he married a certain K D*. However less than a year later, Harry and K D* divorced. Harry then went on to live the rest of his life as a poet. Writing many famous poems including: 'Ping Pong in the Summer' and 'Ode to Rachel'. Unfortunately, in 1613 at the age of 42, Harry comitted suicide, after a long sreak of depression. His legacy still lives on, as worlds most least liked organism, beating spiders and of course, Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff.

* Initials are used as records are bleak.