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Sons of Simcoe Liberty Party

The Sons of Simcoe Liberty Party (or SOSLP, or Sons of Simcoe) is a unofficial confederated political party/ paramilitary militia that was created in 2009 in the Simcoe County region of Ontario, Canada. Its unofficial headquarters is located on the bluff of land at the confluence of the Willow Creek and the Nottawasaga River, but it also has local chapters in the populations centers of Midhurst, Orillia, Edenvale, Minesing, Anten Mills, Barrie, Thornton, Beaverton, Holland Landing, Lefroy, and numerous other small centers across Simcoe County.

Political Philosophy

The organization uses these terms to describe themselves 1. Conservatarian: presumably meaning a mixture of Conservatism and Libertarian, ie. believers in 'small' domestic government, and a strong, aggressive foreign policy. 2. Catonian: presumably referring to the great Roman citizen Cato who was a major proponent of the Republican form of government in Rome, and the main antagonist of the 'Kenyan Borne Lady Hating Muslim Interloper', Caius Julius Caesar, who usurped the powers of the legitimate constitution of the Republic and established what is now know as the principate (which is a euphemism for an illegal and un-Godly tyranny. 3. Washingtonian: presumably referring to the Great founder of the American United States "George Washington" who was in no small part responsible for the restoration of Republican government (separation & balance of powers) that had damn near vanished from the history and face of the earth since the Godless Caesarian usurpers and tyrants had vanquished noble Marcus Junius Brutus on the field of Philippi. 4. Republican-Monarchist-Democrats: presumably refering to the