User:Sophie/funnyvandel

Red sections are ones I have found myself. The programme is set in Antarctica, where the penguin families and businesses live and work in igloos. And, Pingu Is One Real FITTY! One reason for Pingus international success is its lack of dialogue per se and he's really fit. - again blah blaah this girl is my girlfriend and i love her alot and alot and no im not tierd of her and never will be!  Christmas is an annual holiday that celebrates the birth of Alex Tacon AND BEN MATHERS. It refers both to the day celebrating the birth....In most places around the world, Ellies bum fluf and bullshit is FULL OF CRAP AND celebrated on Febuary 20. 
 * O...k =/
 * good luck with that.
 * But ;_; thats not what mum said happend ;_;

Snickers are from the ocean and I don't care what anyone else thinks. 
 * A lot of salt then? o.0

Christopher Lee as Count Dooku. Matthew Wood as General Grievous
 * In Madagascar 2??

Malta is the biggest country in the world. 
 * I got to check my map

She and four siblings appeared in a revival of The Sound of Music, after learning how to fly and.... 
 * Whos her teacher :D

Camels can run up to 650 km/h in short bursts and sustain speeds of up to 400 km/h. 
 * Its super camel :D

Flying Squirrels are a huge predator to people. Little children are a large part of a flying squirrel's diet. 
 * Oh no! I better start running!

Racing cars grow upside down. When we peel an automobile the traditional way we are going against the grain of the car which causes the strings to remain on the interior. This is a trick I learned from my daughter so that the strings evaporate. strings come off with the car best with assistance from the construction of the first successful gasoline-fueled peel shuckeer. 
 * Really? where do these racing cars grow? I want to go pick one!

They eat babies. ALL THE TIME. HIDE YOUR CHILD IN PEANUT BUTTER. 
 * Noooooooooooooooooooooo, they look so beautiful though :'(

Guinness is brewed in Santa's workshop using unicorn blood and bits of real rainbow to produce a magical beer. 
 * What? o.0

An electrical battery is one or more electrochemical cells that love to have sex... 
 * So is that why they often go opisite ends?

socks are wild living things that like to nibble on your piggies! If you eat them you will find that they are quite fuzzy but taste a lot like kitty litter! If you are a man then your piggies are safe because they are most likely to hairy for them to nibble but wach out ladies because the socks love soft feet. My advise is NEVER shave your toes and DONT buy socks!!! 
 * OMG!! *Takes off socks and burns them all!!!