User:Sophocles Pineapple

Sophocles Pineapple was born in 1964 in a small town in Florida and studyied philosophy and apiculture at the University of Stirling, Scotland. He is a close friend and co-founder of KlausTeppich© corp., a worldwide leading PAC (Pott Art Culture) organization for scientific and philosophic selfsense, cretinism and Bumblebees, and author of the "Holistic aproach to create a nuclear winter in subsahara regions" as well as the "Athlete's foot and what's fun about it".