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Jive

Jive is an ever flowing air-like substance such as oxygen, hydrogen. Jive is edible but it might cause you to be so jivey that it could be irreversible, not that it's a bad thing. Drinking a small amount of the substance will cause you to become the greatest guitarist this world has ever seen drinking a large amount will cause you to become the greatest organ player imaginable.

Jive was originally discovered in 1971 when Jive scientists Noah Solman, Johnny Chammas and Jive scientist in training Adrian Evagorou went back in time to discover the grand substance.

Professor Solman and Chammas have come up with a method to capture the grand substance and bring back to the presesnt time era to wipe the earth of all its filth (muzzas, skatebums, daniel de vuono,yohan yeung). They plan on doing this by assembling Deep Purple, Pink Floyd and Jimi Hendrix in a rehearsal room and having them play a single song together. Once they beging playing a flux capacitator will be connected to a titanium pipe which will transfer the Jive in the air into a buckyball dome (storing approx. 3kg of Jive).

Jive has only been seen few times and is described as a pink and yellow ever flowing essence that transforms everything into gold.

The dome will be taken back to our current time and used There has been one instance where jive has been seen in abundance, see many decades ago when rock was just starting to bloom, jive accumulated in a hole, the jive knew that it could push rock into the next era of awesomeness, so the jive traveled and found three special individuals who had the ability to wield the jive and create Rock history, Jimi Hendrix, Richie Blackmore and David Gilmore. The rest is history.