User:SouthernKangaroo/Weird Things

Here I type up stuff that I've found in articles that probably shouldn't be (and other things too).

From SCHSL: “We hate the Gods that are the XC team at river bluff high school”
 * i'm just gonna act like i know what you're talking about
 * boomerang!
 * PULA PULA PULA
 * i don't even know
 * yeah sure
 * haha i get it
 * what i like to call "throwing a tantrum like it's shot-put"
 * wrong state
 * thise edite and thee warninge aftere
 * obligatory joke
 * no comment
 * who knew?
 * GREASY HAIR BROS
 * well you're not wrong
 * IMHO this sounds like a fanfic
 * that line was actually said though, but still...
 * directioners baby!!!

DAFT-isque, I Guess

 * Draft:Drunken Boat
 * Yestergay
 * It's Not OK
 * School of Rock Didn't Happen
 * The Minimum Requirements
 * Smiffing
 * Hair Emo
 * Into the Oven
 * Lateral acceleration
 * BigDunc the Charlatan
 * Watching-Grass-Grow.com
 * But i poop from there
 * Spongebong hempants
 * Space Fable
 * Quran and bible cannot be quoted in wikipedea
 * Totallyyellowpages
 * Super ulltra mega kitty
 * Shrub Frog
 * Neebcake
 * Weed warriors
 * Church of sangre
 * Mouse poop
 * (redacted)
 * I Forget
 * Tulibu dibu douchoo
 * Category:Science of fiqh
 * WikiProject Psychopathic Records
 * Blump
 * Smellaphant
 * Pizzamonkey
 * Nappyville
 * Charles the Turtle
 * Soulja boy vs nas
 * Canada burger
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List of States that have the Street Name "Old Town Road"
source
 * Alabama
 * Arkansas
 * California
 * Connecticut
 * Georgia
 * Illinois
 * Louisiana
 * Massachusetts
 * Maryland
 * Maine
 * Michigan
 * Minnesota
 * Missouri
 * Mississippi
 * Montana
 * North Carolina
 * New Hampshire
 * New Jersey
 * New Mexico
 * New York
 * Ohio
 * Oklahoma
 * Oregon
 * Pennsylvania
 * Rhode Island
 * South Carolina
 * Texas
 * Virginia
 * Vermont
 * Washington
 * Wisconsin
 * West Virginia

Other Weird Things

 * The German word for "mayor" is "Bürgermeister".