User:Sparkstarthunderhawk

''This article contains questionable and somewhat disturbing material. If you are afraid of falling out of your chair in fits of convulsive laughter, please do not continue reading. If you have phobias of insanity, lions, foxes, cookies, and/or any other craziness, what the heck are you doing looking at this page?''

The Lioness is currently at rest. She will, however, attack any trespassers upon her territory. You're only safe if you were born on a day of the week ending in 'y' and know who Bill Kaulitz is. Being able to sing at least a verse from any Nirvana song would be nice, too.

Rant About Religion
The Lioness is an atheist, okies? That means no mention of the G-word. Otherwise she might bite your head off. And she doesn't want anyone spitting flames at her because she is atheistic. She would like it if the Invisible Pink Unicorn article would be reinstated to its original glory, but that doesn't seem to be happening.

Make Fun Of Any Of Her Interests
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle is one of the greatest anime ever, hands-down. No arguing. Wolf's Rain is on that list too. As are any one of Miyazaki's movies.

Tease Her By Offering Her A Cookie And Then Taking It Away And Laughing At Her
This. Gets. You. KILLED. *foams at the mouth a little bit*