User:Sparky1232

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Lame Jokes Palooza!

'''Need a lame joke? Come here for them. They're some of the lamest jokes I've ever seen. Some are even of my own creation. So if you need to tell some jokes at the water cooler, this is where you belong.'''

An alien walks into the European Office of Measurements and Weights. He says "Take me to your liter."

A cruise ship passes an island. A man on the island is waving his hands wildly. "Who's that?" asks a passenger to the captain. "I don't know, but everytime we pass here, he goes crazy," replies the captain.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and an octopus? A: An oinktopus.

A woman walks into a shop. She sees a dress in the window that she likes. She asks a clerk "Can I try on that dress in the window?" The clerk answers "I'm sorry, we only allow people to try things on in the dressing rooms."

Q: What do you call a deer with no eye? A: No eye deer.

Q: What do you ask an elephant going on a trip? A: Is your trunk all packed?

Q: Why couldn't one guy understand what another guy sent him on his cell phone? A: Because it was a message.

More to be added!