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 * I'd like to moderate your caucus
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 * Motion to invade Djibouti with the help of Greece
 * I hope that gavel's not the only thing your banging.
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 * I'd like to unite our nations
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 * Motion to lay your resolution on the table.
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 * Can I hear your oral arguments?
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 * I'm going to just exercise executive privilege, and rule the first three dates dilatory. Your place or mine?
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