User:Spastic PLastic

Spastic PLastic is a gamer profile, seen on such games as Halo 2, Star Wars: Battlefront (and Battlefront 2), Half Life 2, Splinter Cell Chaos Theory and other games.

His tactics, whilst varying (depending on opponent and available weaponry), generally involve long range combat over close combat, preferrably with a sniper weapon. However, if pushed into close combat, he can be quite deadly, as it is seemingly difficult to keep an eye on him when he gets close. Common close combat tactics include: firing non explosive weapons (or explosive, depending on target), leaping over the enemy's head to create confusion, and finally clubbing them (either repeatedly or in the back).

Common ranged combat tactics include: Firing in specific patterns to force enemy into/away from certain areas, or traps. Not often aiming for the head, Spastic PLastic will often rely on not being noticed until it is too late for the enemy, or will use overwhelming force to defeat them.

Should one be near him in close combat, you would most definitely hear screaming/yelling of him, his victims, or both.

One tactic many opponents use on him is the utilisation of vehicles, whether trying to run him over or shoot him down. This fails more often than it succeeds, as grenades and other explosives generally bring swift death upon the vehicle user.

If worst comes to worst, Spastic PLastic will resort to sheer audio power, utlising a voice so deep it can change the orbit of planets to destroy either the morale or eardrums of any opponents.

In summary, just don't aggrivate it. If you see it, you're dead. If you can't see it, you're moments from death.