User:Speaker219/Sandbox

When I retire I'm going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned.

The problem
The basic thesis is that Wikipedia has too many boxes. Userboxes were bad enough, but now we have the infobox virus, and dozens of superfluous navigation boxes spouting up all over otherwise decent articles. We have a multitude of boxes on talk pages claiming ownership by some project that typically has contributed nothing to that article, except of course the box. We have boxes appearing at the top of an article to warn us of 1004 different things.

Enough is enough. No more boxes. The fightback starts here.

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Testimonials
As a wikinewbie, but with a bit of editing experience, I did my first "contribution" page, listed the references and found that a box had snuck up and enclosed them without my consent or any markup characters that I can see. Now my page looks ridiculous. The boxes have taken on a life of their own.

Celebrity endorsements
Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes.

I found myself in too much of a box situation.

I'm not ready to be put in a box.

In every one of those little stucco boxes there's some poor bastard who's never free..

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

Come children, let us shut up the box and the puppets.

I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes.

Little boxes, little boxes, Little boxes, all the same. There's a green one and a pink one And a blue one and a yellow one And they're all made out of ticky-tacky And they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses All go to the university, And they all get put in boxes, Little boxes, all the same.

A box! Is it steel? Are there locks? Is it filled with a pox? A pox! How delightful, a pox!

I do not like them in a box.