User:Spikedgauntlets1434/Diego Debendetto

This page is being created 4 March 2010....In reference to the Mexican/Puerto Rican/El Salvadorean kid I know that goes to school with me...

LIFE--He was born some time in 1900 and lives now in the nightmares of every teacher that has ever had the misfortune of having him as a student. He plays tennis (GIRLS SPORT!!!)and speculates playing football in the fall. Some of his favorite pastimes are making a complete idiot of Matt Worley and Charlie Goodlose, reading Home and Garden, and prank calling Michael Jackson (GOD REST HIS SOUL). Oh, and he wrestles in the winter, when I don't give him concussions. He married Sarah Palin.

JOBS--He worked at a puppy mill, where he was fired for stealing food to feed his family. He also spent time as a janitor for the Little Rock Correction Facility when he wasn't on parole or seeing a psychologist. He eventually got into a community college where he studied law enforcement. He became a police officer in Spokane, Washington, and incarcerated many, many drug buyers and dealers alike.

DEATH--He never dies. However, technically he never lived. He is forever trapped between our world and the afterlife, wandering in and out of existence, haunting those who thought they knew him in their lifetime. (INCLUDES DOC)

CITATIONS--This article may be used as a reference without any sort of citation, unless of course, one is needed. In this case you may use the following: www.wikipedia.com/DiegoDebendetto%?--article4MARCH2010 AUTHOR: Josiah Zodhiates

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