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BIEBER FEVER
Beiber Fever(pronounced/ˈbiːbar FEE-ver, BEE-bər FEE-ver) is a highly contagious strain of bacteria that enters the body through the Ear Canal and slowly but steadily makes its way to the Brain. What causes this "Fever" is listening to/and or watching the 16 year old Pop Star, Justin Bieber, hence the term "Bieber Fever". Listening to one of Justin Bieber's songs one or many times can send the Brain on a Psychedelic trip 10 times as powerful as Meth and Cocain, combined, creating a numbing sensation throughout the body. Symptoms of this "Bieber Fever" are Blurred Vision, the inability to stop one's self from screaming, Spazzing out, heavy breathing, increase of Heart rate, nausea, heartburn, intergestion, upset stomach and possibly diarrhea.

PEOPLE MOST PRONE
People most prone to this Fever, are young women from ages 4 to 37. Because this bacteria is new, it is resistant to antibiotics. Doctors are still looking for cure. Beiber Fever however, benign can turn deadly once you have too much of The Biebs or actually meet Justin Bieber in person. There are cases of young girls being injured while just being in the same room with him. "Being within a 50 foot radius of Justin Bieber can cause a persons bones to actually twist into J's and break. It's very dangerous", says a Doctor who studies this condition. "Not only does this Fever have severe consequences to whom ever catches it but we've found that there is also another consequence that takes place when there are too many of whom are infected with the bacteria in one place. The mere mention of the Pop Star's name will undoubtedly induce a frenzy of endogenous opioid polypeptide compounds produced by pituitary gland and cause what is called, Beibergasm. It is dangerous for senior citizens or small children and animals to be near as it could result in stampede."

WAYS TO PROTECT YOURSELF
There is no more information about this terrible sickness. I can only tell you that in order to protect one's self from the Beiber Fever is to cut off your ears.

Update: Doctors response to the Bieber Fever Strain: "It is impossible to find a cure for said, Beiber Fever. Bieber Fever, just like Herpes will continue to stay in the body for as long as you live, going away and returning without warning."


 * Kay, this is not real. There really is a Bieber Fever but I'm a kid and just made that up, cool huh.......shooould get famous....yeah

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