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Russian Lickette

This is the name invented by the Platt family of New Zealand for a game based on Russian roulette. The twist is it is played with a dog's tongue, in our case of a small family pet, instead of a gun loaded with a single bullet. The rules are simple, you move your face in close proximity to the dog's mouth. As you begin licking the air, the dog will automatically start licking as well. This continues for an indeterminate amount of time. You win if you manage to lick air and not the dog's tongue. You lose if you or the dog lick each others tongues. You never begin this game with the intention of losing, and somehow it is always a surprise when you do.