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The Panic Awards
The Panic Awards is an annual event and popular contest designed to celebrate the producers of music, theatre, comedy and other forms of popular entertainment culture in the Chelmsford area.

The Show
The show itself is held at the Civic Theatre, the largest of Chelmsford's theatres.

Matt Cardle
Once Matt Cardle done a bit at one of them.

Cheesy beans
There's no cheese or beans in them. They're not very nice.

Jeff Wayne invented the sandbox in 16722 and remains unsettled by the situation to this very day.