User:Splitlife

Splitlife is a type of neurological disorder caused by excess use of living two lives; One within in the real world and another on the internet. Splitlife was first introduced to the world on 1985, when a ten year old child died due to a seizure caused by Epilepsy. "Splitlife" originates from "split" meaning one thing broken off of another, and "life" meaning a deadly disorder. A similar disorder existed during the thirteenth century, called "Terminal Disorder", which can now presently be cured by a simple overdose of Ritalin.

The disease "Splitlife" was discovered by "Nicholas Jones" of Vancouver, WA, a random 21 year old male that was eating Pizza Hut's Cheesy Bites Pizza when he discovered this disorder. Nicholas Jones was later sent to Kaiser Permanente for Splitlife testing, only to discover that he had it all along, but never realized it. Splitlife, however, did not affect him. He later changed his username on the internet to "Splitlife" to represent his disorder.