User:SpokheedNinees./The worthless stahagjii

In 1989, Paul_Willis_(cultural_theorist) found that writer Al_Davis had created at least one more play...

THE WORTHLESS STAHAGJII: By Allen Al Davis

Act 1.

hanelsh the fighter, garblveless the mighty wizard, and stahagjii the deeeemoon walked down a narrow sideroad. They soon realized that their names were TOO LONG to enter the tavern.

Hanelsh: [Sigh] I guess this is it, compadres.

Garblveless: I am a mighty Wizard!

Stahagjii: too true, but ima deeeemoon. =(

Hanelsh: Will any thing help us?

Garblveless: Nope.

Stahagjii: dang it. =(

Hanelsh: But we HAVE to get into this TAVERN.

Garblveless: No thanks, corporal. The... It … It just can't be done.

Stahagjii: i wish we could get it. in. =(

Hanelsh: Well I'm going in anyway. My name isn't long.

Garblveless: Don't leave us out here. I'm a mighty wizard!

Stahagjii: nooooooooooooooooooooooo. =(

Hanelsh: Bye, losers.

End of act 1.

Act 2: Garblveless: We have to find a way to sneak into the tavern. How can we acomplish this, only with the skills of a mighty wizard and a deeeemoon?
 * Fast piano music*

Stahagjii: =( ima deeeemoon.

Garblveless: Pull yourself together! You must get revenge on Hanelsh, right?!

Stahagjii: =( idunno... ima deeeemoon.

Garblveless: Well we need eachother's skills to get in. Come on! Heres a window!

Stahagjii: but its the only window. =( and it's really high up. =(

Garblveless: Well I do have a flight spell, but I need something to cast it. Do you have any wings of a bat who's been dead for exactly 3 and a half years?

Stahagjii:... no. i had some a minute ago, but I ate them. =(

Garblveless: DARN IT!!!!!!!!! Wait cant you fly by yourself?

Stahagjii: i guess... =(

Garblveless: UP YOU GO! *Chucks Stahagjii*

Stahagjii: im flying... =(

Garblveless: FLAP YOUR DEEEEMOON WINGS, STAHAGJII!!!

Stahagjii: no...=(

Garblveless: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


 * Stahagjii crashes down on Garblveless*

End of act 2.

Act 3: Hanelsh: 1 ale, 1 egg, 1 quest, please.

Barkeep: No. We don't serve your kindna, Hanelsh.

Hanelsh: But I'm not... What do you mean?

Barkeep: You know what I mean, Hanelsh. Or should I say... Kindna.

Hanelsh: What?

Barkeep: You already know this, but the Kindna are a race of superficial beings who look, act and are just like humans, but are different.

Hanelsh: And?

Barkeep: Your one of them. NOW GET OUT BEFORE I SET THIS PLACE ON FIRE!!!

Hanelsh: I'm a warrior. And you'll get me an al-Urrrkk!

Barkeep: could work knocking him out, unnamed pedestrian. For that, you get a gold medal.

Thanks!

Barkeep: No go forth and bring me blessssing.

Hanelsh: NO IM NOT DEAD@!!!!!!!!!! SLASH SLASH SLASH

Barkeep: im dead now =(

Hanelsh: Wait..... IVE SEEN THAT FROWN BEFORE ITS

Stahagjii: stahagjii. ima shapeshifter deeeemoon. =(

Hanelsh: But... But... But... But... But... But... But... But... But...

Garblvelesh: But what, Hanelsh? It it just that your mighty swordsmansmith has only falsely calculated your fame, or that I am a mighty WIZARDSPELL???

Hanelsh: Your a drunky wizardspell. NOW GET ME THAT FREAK'IN ALE!!!

Stahagjii: I have to knock you out. =(

Hanelsh: Do your worst-Urrrkk!

Stahagjii: could work knocking him out, unnamed pedestrain. for that, you get a demon medal. =(

Thanks!

Garblevelesh: Now lets take him to the LAKE OF SILEN-SERENTITY.

Stahagjii: you go im too tired. =(

Garblevelesh: No.

Stahagjii: fine. Word of command.

Garblevelesh: thank you. =( I MEAN THANK YOU!

Stahagjii: oh the resident sirens might turn you into me. =(

Garblevelesh: yes I know its the lake of serenity. =(

Stahagjii: if you ever hear a siren playing a harp, they turn you into me. =(

Garblevelesh: oh so that's what that noise in the tavern was... =(

Stahagjii: see, now your turned into me. =(

Gtahagjii: its no fun being a deeeemoon. you have to sound depressed a lot. =(

Hanelsh: no way am I becoming a demon!

Gtahagjii: yes unfortunately there is way... =(

Htahagjii: dang it... =(

End of Play.