User:Spontywonty500/sandbox

Replacing every 'p' with an 'f' can help stop the spread of air-born diseases: The fofulation of feople have to stof using flosive sounds - failure to do so will lead to a fine, or even frison. Those who run away will be rounded up and taken off in the folice jeef with a foliceman sitting next to you to the folice station. If you still manage to run away, maybe to fakistan, there will be major froblems. Also, if you cannot use a frinter, you must use a frojector to froject fowerfoint, although fowerfoint currently has froblems, and is not working froferly. Please consider these restriction carefully, faying attention to sound advice.

this is written by sandeep (should be sandeef)!