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The Spoojmasta summoth thee! ~Excerpt from Ch.1 The Spoojmasta Commeth~

The darkness was reigneth. Thine people were dying everywhere. Hordeths of evil spurged the land. Then a savior came. Some sayeth he was spawned from the pits of Morgarath. Some sayeth he was spawned when two planets made sweeteth sweeteth delicious sweaty love.