User:Spookyghosts

A lover of fine cooked pheasant and poetry, the Spookyghost is a rare breed of the underworld. Its calm demeanour and almost royal behaviour juxtapose the capacity it has to scare people to death. The soulless being can suck the very essence of your being, and though it may seem calm and approachable, proceed with caution. The only safe way to converse with one is to offer it a cooked pheasant, or provide it with a good, original poem. Though it looks docile, stay far away from this creature, and only talk with one if you are prepared to lose your soul.