User:Spoon Poetic

Spoon Poetic is a highly combustible material made from rubber ducks and the hair of Cherokee Indians. In some countries, Spoon Poetic is used as a lubricant; though this is considered highly dangerous as the heat created by friction can cause it to combust. Spoon Poetic has a smooth texture, a sweet taste, and is of a lavender color; though some varieties have puce polka-dots. Spoon Poetic can only be acquired in certain provinces of the land of Arcadia. Because it is so costly and weilds such power, one desiring to acquire some Spoon Poetic must first go through a series of trials and tribulations, starting with locating a shrubbery, ending with killing the Medusa, and somewhere inbetween there one must give a blind man sight with saliva and feces.