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SporkMan
A fictional Superhero, undetermined origins. SporkMan's mortal enemies include: "The Spammer", "The Steak Knife", "(AKA)WarHorse" and Of Course "CatManDewey". SporkMan has a honest and trustworthy sidekick by the name of "WangMan".

SporkMan's Ability's
SporkMan's abilities are; Extension(Runs faster), Way of Plastic( uses Sporks as sheilds and weapons as well as keys to exterminate difficult situations and enemies).

WangMan
Was Born in The State of Georgia in 1989, it is said when Wang was only a child he was left out in a field only to be eatin by coyotes, SporkMan was in the neighborhood and befriended the coyotes and eventually mated, gaining the trust of the pack and WangMan. SporkMan set out to rid the world of evil and was ambushed by "The Steak Knife". Wang heard the commotion and quickly aided SporkMan and defeating Steak Knife. The Two joined forces and have stood together ever since.

The Begining of Sporks(the Untensils)
Where Do They Come From?

With the widespread use of sporks today, great thought has gone as to the origin of the spork. There are two primary theories:

The Creation Theory During the middle of the 20th century, God finally completed his greatest inventional feat, the spork. After the first spork was created, God stepped back, looked at it and smiled, for saw that it was good. Delighted with his ingenuity, God embarked to produce them in mass quantities and give them to the people of the world, fulfilling the forgotten clause in his covenent with the peoples of Abraham. Thus, there are now billions of Sporks worldwide, to the satasfaction of all.

By the time God made his invention of the spork, the people of the earth were already using forks, spoons, and knives. God realised that much of what he had already done for mankind was brought about gradually, making it easier for his peoples to adapt to the revolutionary changes. Therefore, he gradually guided the plastic-ware engineers of the world to make more spoonlike forks, and finally, by the mid-20th centry, the almighty design was complete. This design was called a Spork, and when God heard it, he was happy (wouldn't you be?).

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How To Bury SporkMan
Burial of a Broken SporkMan

If a sporkman is damaged, it should be given a proper burial. One must return to the site of aquisition of the sporkman and complete the ceremony. Pour vinegar oil all across the spork, making certain that the entire sporkman is covered with oil. Quickly, as soon as the drenching is completed, the sporkman must be buried and covered next to the foundation of the establishment of aquisition. No ceremonial verses are necessary, as it tends to be an emotional time for those involved.

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