User:Spotted Fox/sandbox

Ohio is the state of poop. They have the world's largest poop factory in a small city called Grody, Ohio. According to the national association of bathroom habits, people from Ohio poop twice as much as your average American, and their farts are nearly 5 times smellier! Some of Harvard's best scientists believe this is because of the chimmey changes. Ohio also has the world's most excellent toilets. Their toilets have an automatic seat cleaner and smell refresher because Ohioins smell bad! In conclusion, if you ever go to Ohio don't eat the chimmey changes or you will never smell the same again.